Uncrustamemes on Instagram: "🤠📚🌀 Interesting fact: JD Vance always sounds like he’s about to sit you down on a porch and explain a very long lesson that somehow involves hard work, destiny, and a gravel road. No matter what he’s talking about, there’s an underlying energy of “this builds character.” Even simple statements feel like they were meant to be read aloud while staring thoughtfully into the distance. Experts believe JD Vance naturally emits audiobook narrator vibes, making every sent