This will infuriate the publisher but I need to say it: not everything printed is true. The lies are often small, but they're obvious once you see them. And to see the one here, let me direct you to ...

I wasn't planning to change the windshield in my '52 Chevy. I'd rather not talk about it. All I'll say is that if you take the hood latch to the chrome shop early in the morning, don't try to drive ...