A man who claimed the suspiciously large bulge in his pants was just his penis is now facing 20 years in prison after the bizarre truth was revealed. Jesse Agus Martinez, 35, was stopped by Customs ...
Turns out it wasn’t nature’s gift, it was two parakeets stuffed in his pants (Picture: U.S. Attorney’s Office, Southern District of California) For all the excuses border control has heard – this has ...